HIGH VOLTAGE BLOG !

You know.....

2010-03-03T08:37:00.000-08:00

i'm so malas to update my blog because I'm sooo malas laa . OH YEAH , AISHA MOGHNI'S PICTURE IS SOOOOOOOOO AWESOME (!)

WANNA SEE ?

(THERE KAT ATAS )

OMG , SOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOL AITE ?!

JERRY'S

2010-03-03T08:35:00.000-08:00

Heeeeey (!)

So yeah , today I wore pinafore :)

OMG , I'm sooooooooooo happy today . Because uhm . I dont know why :D

OH LOLLIPOP ,

2010-01-21T06:40:00.000-08:00

Heeey ,

So yeah , My shoulder hurts real bad . Nad and Lana pegang my shoulder gila gila for cheer -.-
AND AND , yeah . Aishah Firnazah is soooooooo PWETTAY <3

OMG, SAME GOES TO SARA HANNAN <3

Argh , I'M SOO ZEALOUS . So yeah ,
TTYL .

Byeee

So yeah

2010-01-11T06:49:00.000-08:00

Today I stayed back . OMG , PROGRAM MAJU DIRI SHIT WAS SOOO NOT FUN . And and , omg . Ada this part where we have to design something something . Omg , that part was soo shit . OH OH , after school . I tolong C , P , A and Cikgu in the class . CAT CLASS KOT WEH . ZOMG , best gilaaaaaa .

So yeah , I'm gonna stayback tomorrow jugaak :)

OMG , byee (!)

Seriously , i'm bored .

This planet earth turns slowly .

2009-12-29T07:00:00.001-08:00

Hey , there :)

I have a new hair cut . I'm sooo not gonna pinafore next year bcs i dont want too :)

I'm 50% ready for school :)

Uh-oh

2009-12-08T01:00:00.001-08:00

Heeeeey ,

So yeah , I like SYARIFAH DIYANAH abit :D
We have the same E at the same time , mcm gilaaa awesome and and entah ah . She's pwettaaay .

So , yeah . I'm going out this Thursday . Edora's mum is gonna pick me up :D
Oh , talking about edora . Sheeee is soooo awesome :D

OMG , I MISSSSSSSSS SARA HAMIDAH so much <3

Urgh , i dont want to be fourteen D:
" (!) "

I saw infront of my house

2009-12-05T04:14:00.000-08:00

Bhahahah ,

Ogaay , uh-hellu :D
So yeah , I'm at Johor right now . Oh yeah , I looooooove my boyfriend <3

Oh , yeah .
Orang orang di sini tanya

Orang kampung : Weh , apa tu facebook ? 0.O
Shasha : Oooooooh , facebook tu bukumuka (: Tak kan tak tau kot .

* i was like BHAHAHHAHA*
Jahat gilaa en ? I knoooooooow :D

Btw , M and S is being a bitch . Hahaha

So yeaaah ....

2009-11-18T03:27:00.000-08:00

I miss my BESTFRIENDS D:
Omg , me laff theeeem D:

Oh yeah , i hugged(omg i know silap kaan) Zaza before I when home . Omg , I'm sooo sad because we're not in the same class )':

Btw , I NEEEEEEEEED Afrina's phone number . Urgent :)

Omg ,

2009-11-17T07:33:00.001-08:00

OMG OMG OMG , i gonna miss my BESTFRIEND D:

Omg , I dont want to be FOURTEEN D':
Omg , I wanna stay thirteen D':
Omg , I not in the same class ngan my BESTFRIEND D':
Omg , I'm crying right now (!)
Omg , 2 cekap is gonna be soo lame without my BESTFRIEND D':

Whatever it is , I looove you guys . As long its you , i love you <3

nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh

2009-10-30T04:34:00.000-07:00

Heeeeeey ,

So yeah , I didn't update my blog like gilaa laamaa . So , I have a girlfriend nooooooow . Ahahaahah , OMG OMG , afew minutes taaaaaaaaaadi i gilaaa speechless . Untill now .

Eh , I think I naaak stop blogging . So yeah , this is my last post . BYEEEEE !

Finaaal Exaaam

2009-10-13T00:59:00.000-07:00

Hey ,

So yeah , dah laaaamaaaa tak update blog like yeeeah :D
So yeah , just now kat skolah before English start . DZF hide something from me . Pastu tak naak bagitau orang . Ahaha

Whatever a kan .

Oh , yeah . I didn't read yang instruction fooor BI . Dia cakap kat kertas tu "write not less than 120 words" . I buat less than 120 words . -.-

Sayaa sedang maaarah :D
Bye

Where Got Ghost ?

2009-10-05T20:01:00.000-07:00

Heeeeeey ,

First of all , I'm sorry Inez . I didn't go to your house yesterday . But but , today I datang :D

Ahahah , so yeah . Yesterday , my Uncle masuk hsptl . I balik BP . It was a day trip . So yeah , I thought balik petang tau . Pastu tetiba balik malam , and and I tak dapat pergi rumah Inez because balik mlm .

Inez , call me like gilaa banyak kali . Pastu I balik rumah skali Inez call I angkat laa ,

Inez : HELLO ?!

Shasha : Oh oh , hey !

Inez : Where are you ?

Shasha : I baru balik from BP laa Inez , and and I cannot go to your house . I'm sorry .

Inez : OMIGOSH ! Tak pe laa then . Are you coming tomorrow ?

Shasha : Yeah

Inez : Okaay , Byeee you .

Shasha : Byee Inez !

Inez : YOU SWINE !

Shasha : AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH , yooooooooou pooon .

Inez : Byee .

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Ahahah , so yeah . "YOU SWINE?"

Aha , ada skali tu I went to Inez's house pastu "WE" tgk this one teevee show . I pernah tgk dengan "Nadhirah . Kan kan ? Yang you swine tu

Oh , yeah . Pastu , ada this one guy in the story en . Dia dah naaaak mati . Pastu pastu , ada this DEVIL datang kacau diaa . Pastu dia naak cakap "bodoh" I guess . Pastu cakap BM tu dia tulis "Kau si tak guna" . Pastu dalam english dia tulis "YOU SWINE!"

I dengan Inez was like , BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA !

Inez , baby . I looooooove you :D

So...

2009-10-03T07:22:00.000-07:00

Yeah , I'm at Munirah's house (:

Eh , tadi on the way nak pergi to her house I online IN THE CAAAAR !

Ahahah . Macam lame gilaaa .

Psst , I meet..

2009-10-03T04:11:00.000-07:00

Oh , heey .

So yeah , just now . I went to uncle Ali's house . Dia ada buat open house . OH OH ! Ili was thereeee . Wee , gempak together like yeah yeah . Ahaha , eh . Adilaah oso . Nasrul also .

So , yeaah . I saw "TEBUAN" . Pastu me and Ili was like . "OH NOOOOOOO RUNNN"
Pastu pastu , uncle Ali ambik newspaper pastu bakar . And than tebuan tu mati (:

Oh ,yeah . I didn't goo for my violin class . AGAIN ! . Pastu , I bagitau my violin teacher .
*I was on the phone*

Shasha : Uhm , Teacher I'm not going today .
Teacher : Why ?!
Shasha : WOW ! Oh , because I fell down and my kaki kulit terbukak .
Teacher : Aw , its okaay . I thought you saja saja don't want to come .
Shasha : Oh , okaay . Byee .
Teacher : Eh , next week come ?
Shasha : Eh , mesti come laa maa :D
Teacher : AHAHA , okaay than .
Shasha : Byee .

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AHAHAHA , fell down pastu kaki kulit terbukak ?
That's a fake one :D

Well , my teacher said "GIVE ME REASON YANG MUNASABAH!"
Aha , munasabah laa tu .

So yeah . I'm going to Munirah's house todaay . I pergi tido rumah dia . I can bring my maac too :D

So yeah , naak pergi pack baju . BAI BAI !

HAPPY BIRTHDAAY ALIAH DYNOY !

2009-10-01T06:32:00.000-07:00

HAPPY BIRTDAY ALIAH !

Pfft , You're finally thirteen !
AHAHAHAH !

Oh yeah , I remember . I wish you first :D !

AHAHA , whatever it is . HAPPY BIRTHDAAY :D

HAAA !

2009-09-30T07:54:00.001-07:00

Heey ,

You wanna know something ?!

Ada pencuri breaks in into aunty nora's house !
Like gilaaa laaaaaaa !

Sepah gilaa .

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So yeah , I went to school today . Everything is normal (:
Now , i hate Alia F . You wanna know why . Because , she suruh Me and Zaza stay back pastu she didn't stayback . Zaza was like , pfft .

Oh , and tomorrow ada PJ . And we need to practice , apa thah -.-

So yeah , Farihin didn't come to school today because I don't know why -.-
Zaza , was like "I'm sooo gonna kill her" !

I was like HAHAHAHA !

Eh , but today . Macam best tho kat skolah :D

Get out !

2009-09-29T06:50:00.000-07:00

Ahahah , heeey .

Like daaah lama tak update my blog :D
I daaaaah baik with Zaza .

Ahahaha , okaay . Now Aliah naak couple ngan TAJUZZAMAN also known as MAAAN . Ahaha , so yeah . tadi dalam laab

Shasha : Wey Aliah MAN tu ada banyak tho !
Aliah : -.-?!
Shasha : superMAN , batMAN , postMAN , suratMAN , etc .
Aliah : BHAHAHA !
Shasha : -.-

So yeah , Me , zaza and farihin tak stop stop panggil her JUZ . Because , kan taJUZzaman . Ahahah .

So yeah , tadi nak balik . Aliah , jerit "WEY"! tunggu tunggu . Pastu zaza , said . Buat tak tau !
Ahahah , and than zaza cakap apa taah .

Ahaha , so yeah . Yesterday , Farihin didn't come to school .
Eh eh , I'm sooooooo fucking happy because . Dah pass up GEOGRAPHY punya kerja kursus :D

Ahaha , and yeah .

So yeah , Uhm . I need to study for final exam .
And and , I'm waiting for DECEMBER !

Aahhahah , byeee :D

2009-09-19T18:15:00.000-07:00

Heey , Happy Eid Adha to all my friends :D

PUH LEASE forgive me if did something bad to you :D
I love you spammer , and I'll forgive you also :D
Happy Eid and all you need to do is EAT,CHAT, AND YOU GET SOME MONEEY :D

So yeah , Have a nice daaay C:

STOP EVERYTHING YOU'RE DOING !

2009-09-16T21:26:00.001-07:00

No hey this time ,

Okaay , you THE SHIT you think you are HUH ?! I meant , SHASHA yang dekat my chatbox !

EH , kalau nak spam chatbox orang TULIS LAAA YOUR OWN NAME ! TAK PAYAH LAA TULIS MY NAME ! YOU'RE JUST RUIN MY RELATIONSHIP WITH MY BESTFRIEND . AGAIN , WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!

AND WHY DID YOU DO THIS ! HUH !
I KNOW YOU'RE JEALOUS BECAUSE , I HAVE A AH SOME FRIEND LIKE Z AND F . AND DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN DO THAT !

EH , I KNOW YOU TESTING MY "SABA" .

THIS IS NOOOOOOOOOOOOT FUNNY !
I'M NOT MAKING A JOKE !

YOU SERIOUSLY RUIN MY RELATIONSHIP !

NOW Z HATES ME !

WHAT ELSE KAU NAAK BUAT , WHAT ?!
*CRYING*

HA !

Eh , Zaza if you DON'T BELIVE ME "IT'S OKAAY" . because I KNOW YOU WON'T !
JUST BECAUSE THAAT FAKE SHASHA , SAID BAD THINGS ABOUT YOU AND ALL BY USING MY NAME .

I know you'll belive that FAKE SHASHA , more than you belive me .

I think WE end our BESTFRIEND RELATIONSHIP sampai sini je laa -__-'

Me still love you bitch :D

Orang Iban drage her , and she duduk quietly .

2009-09-15T03:52:00.000-07:00

Heeeeeey , Machas ;D

Opss , sorry Minachis ;D

So yeah , just now . Kat skolah there was "Competition" between class . Just form 1 . Eh , did I spell it wrongly ?

AHAHAHA , i'm sooo bored . Gilaa gilaaa boring . Oh , yeah . Bilaaa Maths , I cakap ngan Cikgu Faridah

Cikgu : Maak awak pergi yang makan malam tu ?
Shasha : Pfft , diaa tak naak .
Cikgu : Ohh , ye kee . Dia kat mana ?
Shasha : Mekaah -_-
Cikgu : Uhm
Shasha : Tapi cikgu en , best duduk ngan Uncle saya ;D
Cikgu : Apasal pulaak ?
Shasha : Mak saya kan dia bagi MAYBANK CARD kat Uncle saya . So bilaa saya nak duit saya mintak je kat Uncle sayaa. Gempaak a cikgu ;D
Cikgu : Ya allah , awak ni !
Shasha : Saya tau saya gempak .

*I said something , but lupaa a ;D*

Okaay , uhm . So eeeyeah , masa kat dewan . Zaza cakap

Zaza : Sini a !
Shasha : Sini a !
Zaza : *Looking kat orang iban*
Shasha : Asal kau ikut dia ?
Zaza : Dia yang suruh .
Shasha : Wey Farah , asal kau drage dia ?
Farah : mana aku drage dia , dia yang naak duduk ngan aku !
Shasha : ZAZA TAK NAK PUNYA DUDUK NGAN KAAU !

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HAHAHAHA, okaay . Pastu , bla bla bla .

Todaaay , is MISS SEELAN'S laaaaast daaaaay !
I'm sooo fucking saaaaad ):

I'm gonna miss her soo much !

Wild girls can do anything they want , because they're tough bitch

2009-09-12T06:20:00.000-07:00

Heeey ,

So yeah , i went to KL SMEXY just now . So went to TOPSHOP , Oh oh . I saw Nora Danish
* so tak bangga because she is sooo gedik that time -__-* .

Oahahaha , so yeah . Tomorrow I'm going to OH YOUH with my AH SOME cousin ;D
AHAHAH , can't wait .

I'm going to Forever 21 . And and , other places jugak . Did I spell that correctly ? I know I know , mesti wrongly -__-'

Ahaha , by the way back to my story . AHAHAAHAHA .

I'm gonna "MAKE UP MAKE UP" with Nadhirah ;D
Ahahah ,

Nadhirah : Where's my make up beg ?
Shasha : -___-'
Nadhirah : Oh there it is ;D
Shasha : *busy typing . Ahahaha*

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So yeah , after weeeeeeeee play make up make up . I'm gonna take pictures with her . Sumpah I'm gonna upload it kat .... kat ..... uhm . Mana mana je laaa -__-.

So yeah , I got to gooo ;D
Byeeeeeeeeeee ;D

Eh eh , ]eah . Jyeah . The is just not the same ;D !

AHAHAHAHAH !
Okaay lame -___-'

Diaaaa Indon , eh saya tau maaa ;D

2009-09-11T01:13:00.000-07:00

Heeeeey ,

So yeah , i miss my mom sooooooo much . Okaay , school was fun today . Extremely fun , THEY didn't ignore me like hell todaaay . Ahaha , so yeah . Instead of talking about my routine life , I wanna make a list why I need my mom right now . Wait did I spell it wrongly again ?

By the way , back to my story

I need my mom right now
I wanna hug her
I wanna say I miss her sooo much .
She can make me happy like hell .
Well , Faris can't ;D !
Okaay now what ? Uhm , *BLANK*

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Okaay , Syafiq have a crush on me . EEEEWWW , serious shite . And I have a zecrush on Haris . I know , weird kaaaaaaan Nureen ?

Alaa , tak lama pon . I don't really like you .

Okaay , I'm busy these days because I'm busy doing my Geography kerja kursus . I need to past it up on Monday . Gosh , i was begging like hell kat cikgu just nak cakap "Cikgu , boleeh laa saya hanta hari Isnin" . Cikgu was like "Ye laa ye laa"

I was like "YEAY , bye !"

So yeah , i extremely bored right now . OMIGOSH , Syazwana . PUH LEASE laa weyh . My blog is better than yours

*Sorry , orang orang yang saya kenal . I know I prasan , actually my blog boring gilaa like hell*

By the way , back to my story . Okaay . Uhm , If you think your blog is better than mine . UH PUH LEEAAASE ! Your blog is FUCKING FUGLY DUGLY PORK !

I would like to call you "FAT BEYOTCH" because you're just fucking lame fat ass . Now what ?

Eh , common . Get a life laa wey . People don't like you kalau you spam my chatbox and say bad things about me . You won't be famous at all beyotch . Okaay , maybe you're famous in a "LAME WAY" but not in a "AH SOME WAY" . Get it fat ass maniac .

Gosh , I'm just geram with you . Oh yeah , and i remember that Ailya told me that you cakap kat dia have an iphone and a D60 . Uh what a joke ! * acting so gedik * . Its a DSLR . Weyh , PUH LEASE laa . People won't trust you .

. Eh , got to gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Byeee ;D

If you're a high class beyotch . Call me ;D

2009-09-08T14:54:00.000-07:00

Heeey , Bitches .

So yeah , yesterday I went to masjid . I saw Hariz , Haris and Iman masa nak balik
-.-'
Serious shite diaorang lame gilaa -.

I texted I Hariz this morning , just nak tanya dia pergi tarawih tak today .

Shasha : Are you going for smbhyg tarawih today ?
Hariz : Awal gilaa kau tanya , ada lagi like 15 hours lagi nak smbhyg tarawih .
Shasha : Aku bhosan . Kelaka oh semalam , kau angkat kain masa jalan .
Hariz : Kau lagi klaka , jalan macam penguin .
Shasha : Pape laa
Hariz : Alaa , main main je .

*I didn't reply . AHAHA*

Eh , Hariz . I'm taller than you . Bodoh .

Ahahah , HariS potong rambut ! Gosh , dah tak hot !
Oh yeah , he was smile-ing at me . I was like -.-'

Ahahah , I saw Iman first actually . I smiled at him ;D
So yeah .

Pastu , when I went back home . I bukak cmptr , and I was busy doing Geography yesterday .
Pastu haris , tetiba cakap "jom couple , eh . Jom couple"

I was like -.-'
Pfft , mesti main main nya .

So , i text him this morning jugak .

Shasha : H-H-Hey Haris
Haris : Hey
Shasha : Are you serious about that couple thingy ?
Haris : No
Shasha : Yes ! Bye
Haris : Bai

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AHahaha , so yeah . I'm not going to school ;D
*Bangga , tomorrow jugak*

Ahahah , Byee

You're a jerk , oh yes you are !

2009-09-08T03:46:00.001-07:00

What's up Bortho ,

Soo yeaah , school was not so fun because Z and F ignore me alot ! Like everyday -.-'

So yeah , bia kan laa . Buat apa nak kisah . Bestfriend laa sangat -.-

I didn't go for tadarus just now , because I need to "PHOTOSETAT" something . Ahahah , I saje je spell it wrongly . Like I always do ngan Edora ;D

So yeah , tadi masa Geography orang Iban main keja keja with me . Because , dia macam tak pernah nmpk beg CONVERSE . Ugrh -.-'

Ahaha , so yeah . Pastu balik ;D

OMIGOSH , Edora saw me ;D

AHAHA , Byeee

Silence !

2009-09-07T03:15:00.000-07:00

Gosh , okaay . Nureen pergi tulis something kat her PM kat msn . Pastu I nampak , i was like eh what is this . I click laa , pastu bilaa bukak . Ada this ghost punya gamba macam babi gilaa !

Pastu , I cakap ngan nureen

Shasha : WEYH!
Nureen : ape
Shasha : tak de pape
Nureen : cakap !
Shasha : tak aku bukak yang killerjo tu , pastu keluar muka hantu macam babi gilaa .
Nureen : AHAHAHAHAHAH
Shasha : HAISH , dah siap geography ?
Nureen : GILA BEST KAN DIA JERIT ! . ahaha , belum .
Shasha : Dia jerit ke ?
Shasha : Jap
Shasha : aku tak jadi nak dengar -.-
Nureen : AHAHAHAHAH
Shasha : BABI !
Shasha : Freaky sial !

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Pastu she offline like tetiba je ;D
Whatever it is . She gempaak like gila gilaa .

www.killerjo.net (click it)

2009-09-06T19:03:00.000-07:00

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !

GOOGLE PON TAK FAHAM AYAT KAU KAT BLOG KAU !

KAU CAKAP APA DALAM BAHASA INDON ?

SAMPAI GOOGLE PON TAK FAHAM !

HAHAHAHAHAH !

I want , I want

2009-09-06T18:21:00.000-07:00

I want to buy

A new shoes kat crocs or some other place .
A new flexible , i don't know how to spell and oh yeah . I told you , my spelling is bad these days ): . By the waaaay , back to my story . Uhm , a new flexible keeeyboard .
A new Beg
A new T-shirt and urgh and more .
Actually there's loads of thing I wanna buy ;D

I want to

Go Shopping with my friends
I wanna go to Sri Petaling punya Hari Kanak Kanak , I wanna see ANGELINA JOLIO !
I wanna be free
And moreee ;D

Gossh , I'm just bored . Aqib tak online .
Pfft , Asyraf made a big mistake . And I still can't accept it . Gosh , i know i spell it wrongly .

Oh yeah , syazwana .

Kalau tak pandai cakap "ENGELES" tak payah laa cakap . Buat malu je . -.-'
And kau cakap blog aku boring . Gosh , tengok blog kaau laa MINACHI !
Dah laa , muka DISGUSTING .

*Jadi Racist Sebentar*

Oh yeah , kau cakap kau born in london . Gosh wey , tolong a kalau born in India aku fucking percaya laa kan . Ni born in london !

Pfft , cakap je laa kalau born KAT KLINIC PERTIWI !

Ni , pergi cakap born in "THE LONDON HOSPITAL"
Wey , Minachi . Kat sana tak de "THE LONDON HOSPITAL"

Aku rasa a kan , tu kau punya hospital . Kat MALAYSIA bukan kaat LONDON .
Oh yeah , that hospital is fucking special . You wanna know why ?

That Hospital is just for orang MALAYSIA yang berangan dia born in london
That Hospital is just for a big fat or kurus liar .
That Hospital is FUCKING KECIK because , tak de orang nak masuk that hospital except you . Because , kau dah tipu semua orang yang kau "BORN'S IN'S LONDON" . Okaay now , that's her ayat not mine . I don't add "S" at the back .

Aku tak nak cakap banyak banyak , aku puasa so yeah . Just get a life laa wey . Stop menipu-ing , because kau buat semua orang tambah sins . Tan tah , "SINS" pon kau tak tau -.-'

Dah laa , Byee . I wanna wanna g-get-get r-r-r-ready nak keluar ;D

Opss , Sorry Pearl I ate your daddy . Mr Crab . Oh and His family ;D

2009-09-06T10:37:00.000-07:00

Heeeeeeey ,

Okaay , I ate Mr Crab and his Family just now kecuali Pearl ;D

She a whale . So yeah , taak best . Crab a best . Btw , I'm speechless . Byeeee !

Perlukah Litle ?

2009-09-05T20:25:00.001-07:00

Heeeeeey ,

So yeah , I'm bored right now . And , i seriously don't know what to do . Okaay , lets talk about this "FAT ASS" . Eh , lupa . Puasa , nah . So yeah , I'm bored . Gaaaaah , help meeeeeee !

I'd be stupid and trust

2009-09-04T07:57:00.000-07:00

Yaaaw ,

Okaay , now . My topic fooooor now is "Please talk crap about syazwana ?"
Okaay , I don't get it -.-

Why Syazwana always cakap that she is more cantik than Nureen ?
Why is she sooo OBESS(did I spell it wrongly ?) with Angelina Jolie's lips ?
Oh , yeah . I wonder HAIRY exist ke taak ? >
Oh yeaaah , she admit yaang she was not born in london .
MY SPELLING IS JUST SUCK THESE DAYS , AND I SERIOUSLY DON'T KNOW WHY
I'm seriously sorry to say this , your picture semua DISGUSTING .
Your face kat blog , urgh macam hing-os naaak terkeluar
And and , banyak gilaa kot orang spam chatbox kau .
And and , you pernah hug madihah ?! Eww , banyak germs laa weyh . Basuh badan kau dulu .
Oh , and you say you're famous at SAS . Urgh , hell naw -.-

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So yeah , tomorrow is Saturday . So yeah , school is just sooo bored these days . And I seriously don't know why -.-'

Oh oh , I gave Miss Seelan a FLOWER ;D
And Miss Seelan was like "Aww , thank you ;D"

Miss Deeyana , I don't know how to spell her name . I use to call her "CIKGU YOU AIM" . Because , yesterday she said "Okaay , class I'm going back to UM " . Its like YOU AIM . Urgh you guys just don't get it -.-'

Btw , back to my story . Miss Deeyana was like "pfft , ahahhaha"
I was likee ";D"

So yeaaah , I'm bored . And I seriously don't know what to do right now -.-
Oh yeah , anyone wanna invite me pergi to your house ? Sleepover ? Or anything ?
Gosh , still bored .

Oh yeah ,
ROCKBAND !
Oh yes , I'm suck at it -__-'

Oh yes , chicken do say PORK . Pork-P-P-Pork pork pork .

2009-09-02T02:57:00.000-07:00

MERAWR ,

So yeah , I dapat 82 for BM and that's an A ;D
I'm higher than Farihin *one mark je* and lagi 6 marks je . I sama ngan Zazzy -.-'

Soooo , yeah . I'm being so gedik masa Maths in the library . I seriously don't
know why.

J: I'm a boy .
Tee Zhi : But , you're a girl .
Jia Eeee : I wanna be a boy , I'm a boy ! I don't care

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Shasha : Omgosh : You're a boy ?! AHAHA , aww too bad you're a girl . AHAHAHA . And oh yeah , What a joke !

* I tgh tutup mulut and laugh like Aqib always do *

Jia Eeeee : You shut up !
Shasha : Pfft , whatever -.-'

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Okaay laa , like this . I banyak kali cakap "what a joke"

Okaay . Pastu yeah . Can masa haifaa go and bagitau her friends yang I'm the mafia . I was like

"Pfft , budak kampung je buat macam tu . Macam jakun tak pernah nampak orang jadi mafia .Loser "

Hey hey , i know its bad . But , gilaa tak tahan that time . So yeah , let it go je laa ;D

So yeah , now . I wanna play JAMLEGEND !

Bubbyee ;D

Pfft , ada budak kampung in my class

2009-09-02T02:46:00.000-07:00

Heeeey Porky ,

So yeah , were playing Mafia just now with Miss Seelan . Oh , yeah I'm the mafia . Oh , yeah . Everyone have to guess who is the mafia . Yeah , they can also main "TUDUH TUDUH" orang . That's AHWESOME . Yeah , ada this girl named HAIFAA . Okaay , Haifaa's mouth is sooooo fucking damn tak boleh keep a secret .

She pergi bagitau her friends that I'm the mafia . Pastu like everyone tuduh me , pastu everyone voted for me . Pastu I kena kicked out -__-'

Just because that stupid fucking ASH WHOLE , oh yeah . I know how to spell that correctly . But , saja buat like that -_-'

I'm just now in that fucking mood .

OMGEEEY , is a Lamb -.-'

2009-08-31T07:41:00.000-07:00

Heeeey ,

So yeah , I don't blog so much these days . Because I'm busy playing "JAMLEGEND" ada rockband and guitar hero ;D

So , and yeah . nothing happen in my live . Nothing interesting these days . So yeah , tomorrow I'm going to school ;D FINALLY . Like Madiha say " Actually we need friends when we go to school , not study ;D " Something like that .

GOSH , kalau tak study fail laaa . AHAHA , soyeah I didn't do my Geographic apa tah tu . So now , I don't know what to say . So yeaaah , Byeeeeee ;D

EWWW, I'M NOT AFRAID OF BIG BUTT ;D

2009-08-30T21:58:00.001-07:00

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH ! You have BIG BUTT AND YOU CANNOT LIE !

AHAHA ,

PORK HUH ?!

2009-08-30T04:14:00.000-07:00

Heeeeeeeey Losers ;D

I taak puasaa . * tak bangga , okaay maybe a bit*

I'm back , *bangga* . So yeah , kat sana boring , but agak best . OH OH , Syamil HOT . OH HOT DAMN ;D

Okaay now , I love my cousins yang rapat with me ;D
Oh oh , kat sana ada cmpttr but yeah . Stupid internet connection . So yeah , yesterday night all my AUNTY and my cousin (sorang je) , oh oh and Me . Cerita hantu . Babi , kalau nak cakap pon , jangan cakap infront of me -.-'

Pastu , afew minutes . I'm getting bored .Pastu tidooo . Oh , yeah murtabak bak datang Johor punyaaa sedaaaap gilaaaaaa !

So yeah , sekejap je . My mom nak pergi Mekah , and I wanna wanna wanna balik ka ka kampung . AHAHA ,

So yeah , noow. I wanna say Byee . I just did just now -__-'

How Big Is My Jamban Ah ?

2009-08-28T15:41:00.000-07:00

Heeeeeeeeeeeeey BEYOTCH ,

I'm gonna gonna gonna ba balik ka ka kampung . Don't even talk about the consecuens . Okaay , I spell it wrongly . Argh , I kenaaa balik kampung ;D

So yeaaah , tonight cannot gempaak with Ungku and Nureen . I'm coming back home on Sunday Morning . Grrr ,

So yeah , I currently gonna miss

Nezzy
Ungku(to gempak with)
Nureen(to gempak with also)
Madiha
Azad
ANGELINA JOLIO !(Just nak kena kan for fun . Eh , best taaau ;D )

Okaay , I think that's all ! Okaay , now what ?

OH OH , I sahur minum air jee ;D

*Bangga* *I'm fat*

Hoyeah , Now . Byeeeeeee ;D

And Now I Wonder

2009-08-27T19:01:00.000-07:00

Heeey Jambanmaker ,

So yeah , morning . Boring en ?

I want to go to Forever 21 todaaay . But , I have violin class D;
Nah , I'll go with my friends next time . Lagi GEMPAAAK . Not soo .

AHAHA , okaay . Now , I'm soo bored . I hate MRBR !

Currently "menghating" , AHAHAHA

Aunty Nora
Imran
Jibran
Zikran
Marmie Kiaaa

I hate them gilaa gilaa .

Ohokaay , currently Loving

Nezzy
Ungku Nur Nadia
Maddy( Madihah)
Zaza
Azad
Harys Irfan
Ili Nur
My cousins beside my dad !

Currently MENGEMPAAAK WITH

Ungku Nur Nadia
Nureen Hannah

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DOGEEEEY , yesterday gempaaaak kaan Ungku kan Nureen ? AHAHAH , I thought that fat ass was born in The London Hospital . AHAHA , thanks to Ungku . She spotted The Big Fat Liar !

AHAHAH , okaay . I'm just bored . Still bored . Argh . Byeeeeeee !

G-G-G-GAYTARDS

2009-08-26T18:12:00.000-07:00

What's up ?

So yeah , I hate my Aunty . Yeah , and that's D issue . And and I won't forgive her , until the day she die .

So yeah , now back to my story . Okaay , sometimes I pretend to be normal , but it gets boring .So I go back to being me .

Argh , I NEEEEEEED SCHOLAAAAAH . I know I know I'll say it again "I NEEEEED SCHOOL LAA" AHAHAHA , lame -.-'

So yeah , I don't know what to say -.-'
If you don't mind can you , nah nevermind !

Oh yeah , I NEEEEEEEED MONEYAAA !

*I miss Nezzy , Ungku , Zaza and all *
I want to see Madihah !

:D

So yeah , now I'm speechless .

Byee ,

GHOST OF WISDOM

2009-08-25T10:34:00.000-07:00

BISMILLAHIRAHMANIRAHIM

*Macam Ungku Cakap*

MOGEEEEEEEEEEEY , NI LAA BUDAAK YANG BORN IN LONDON TU KAN UNGKU KAN NUREEN ?

She a LIAAAAAAAAAAR , seriously I tell you macha .
She said "I'm born in london"
She said at her blog her LIPS look like ANGELINA JOLIE .
But , when she hack my CHATBOX . She said "ME LIPS AGENILA JOLIO" . Yeah , she said that .
She said she have a good english .
AHAHA , this one is soo funny . She said to ZAZA "ME LIPS IS BITTER THAN YOURS" . And than ZAZA said "WELL YOUR LIPS IS BITTER MINE , MY LIPS IS BETTER THAN YOURS "!

Okaay dah dah , enough is enough . AHAHA . BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !

Teh Tarik Laa Macha

2009-08-24T17:29:00.000-07:00

Yaaaw Macha ,

I'm at Aunty Nora's house . I'm bored . Soo , just now I main piaaanooo . Hoyeah , I can play "You Belong With Me" , sikit laaa (:

So , now . I don't know what to do . ):
Byeee .

Pfft , don't look at me like that .

2009-08-24T00:23:00.000-07:00

Yaw Skateboard Rockers ,

Today is sooo fucking boring . I wish I can go to school . Now , I'm at Aunty Nora's house . You wanna know something ?

Her kids including her , don't talk to me this one whole day macam fucking babi . Pastu they stair at me macam orang pernah buat the biggest mistake in the world . Loser sial diaorang .

So whatever it is I NAAAAAAAAK BALIK , like right now . I fell macam duduk dalam hell . Tak de orang nak cakap . Imran also don't want to talk to me -__-

I hate you all if you wanna know . Loser -.-

*Duduk rumah Harys lagi best*

OH , I miss Aqib D:

I Use To Rule The World .

2009-08-23T14:03:00.001-07:00

PI-AAAAA-NOOOOOOOOOO !

So yeah , BITCH !

Oh tak tak , BEYOTCH !

Eh , ha ! BIATCH !

Eh , whatever laaa .

100796

2009-08-23T13:57:00.001-07:00

Can you reconize, i know i spell it wrongly . Tak payah a ejek en . So yeah, back to my story . Can you reconize this kid ?

Sahur or Saho :D

2009-08-23T13:52:00.000-07:00

Hoi bangun Sahur laaa ,

So yeah , skarang pukul 4.52 . I finally bangun sahur this time . Kalau taak , tak makan . Soo , yeah . Noww I wanna gooo gempak with my bed :D

Gempak with Aqib first :D

BYEEEEEE!

Please Don't Fucking Care About Me !

2009-08-23T01:00:00.000-07:00

What's up MOTHERFATHER ?

Okaay , this time my story tak geeempak sangat . Because I don't know what to tut . Okaay .

So , many things happend to me yesterday . Uhm , I didn't go for my violin class . again -.-'
Okaay , pastu I did mintak kat Aunty Nora hanta . But this is what she said (mengedik je minah tu )

Shasha : Uhm, hello ?
Aunty Nora : Ha ?
Shasha : Can you hanta me ?
Aunty Nora : You nak pergi mana ?
Shasha : Violin class .

Okaay , shit . I stop kat situ je laa . I takot her kids baca . Mampos I . Nanti diaorang cakap , "MUMMY MUMMY , SHASHA MENGUMPAT PASAL YOU "

Nanti , I kena cakap " HA , HMM"

Haish , soo yeah . Puaasaaaa (:

I'm going to masjid today :D
Dapat jumpa EX-SKKTIAN'S * Bangga*
Diaorang gempak kot , accept for setengah orang laa .

Okaay , my room is clean :D
Mogeeey , my room sepak kot these days , bibik pon tak nak kemas . Soo , tadi my mom force her to kemas jugak . *Jahat*

AHAHA , so yeah . Byeee . Taaak saba naak buka . Ohyeah , and Raya :D
GOSH , Lama lagi kot :D

BYEEEEE !

Thousand Miles

2009-08-22T09:33:00.000-07:00

FARIHIN , Wait asal aku letak her picture ? -.-'

Mogeeey , her hair cantik gilaaa . That time je laa . Okaay , apa a ? Uhm , okaay . She likes stick figure too :D

Okaay , this one gempaak . Cikgu Azira tak nak bagitau dia prgnt . Pastu bilaaa I check balik my camera . Pastu I was that perut buncit . Haih , kantoi -.-'

This one , gempaaak . Muka dia macam naaak kentut , or macam nak shit jeee -.-'

Okaay , whatever . AHAHAH !

NOAAH !

2009-08-22T07:21:00.000-07:00

THAT'S MY DRUMER , WHERE IS YOURS ?

All , you need to do is * !

I JUST LOVE STICK FIGURE !

WOAAAAH !

2009-08-22T07:14:00.000-07:00

I got my singer , where is yours ?

That red guy :
Why is everyone stare-ing at me ?

Am I the one who is red in colour ?

Wait , NOAAAH ! I'm SMALL !

Or , maybe I'm HOT >< !

AHAHAH ,

You're not hot -.-'

THIS IS WHEEEN I'M BOREED !

2009-08-22T07:11:00.001-07:00

Urgh this fucking stupid picture don't want to go down . By the way , that is my stick figure . Siapa punya lagi gempaaak ? (comment )

Afiq's STICK FIGURE , gempak tak ?

Aww , lucky is sooo not lucky ):

2009-08-21T18:37:00.000-07:00

You were born in susahness . Jia Eee saw you in the drain , nasib baik you tak kena buang dalam tong sampah . Kesiaaaaan .

Pastu WE bagi dia susu and all . And than Miss Seelan ambik bawak balik . Esok miss seelan datang . Dia cakap "LUCKY PASSED AWAY" .

I was like "HAAAAAAAAAA !"

The End .

Obviously Saint Peter won't call my name -.-'

2009-08-21T02:40:00.001-07:00

Sup Rockers ,

So yeah , I didn't goo to school . Gempaak soever .

Okaay , first in the morning . I woke up and go to Aunty Nora's house . Tengok tengok Imran ada . He didn't go to school also -.-'

So , 'WEEE' went to KAYU for breakfast . Taak gempak , because I don't know what to eat . I drink milo only (:

Pastu WE balik rumah . And , than I fell soooo sleepy , pastu tidooo . Uhm, and than pukul 11.50 , Aunty Nora nak pergi ambik Nadhirah kat Nilai , sooo I have to follow naak teman .

Soo , and than sampai PJ . Uncle Badar call , cakap laaapaaar laaaa . So , Aunty Nora go and buy something kat Pelita . While I'm waiting for Aunty Nora in the car , ada this one man . Orang gilaa , pergi knock the window . And say " OIT BUKAK BUKAK" . I was like " OH HELL NAW !" . But orang tu tak dengar laa :b

Soo , pastu Aunty Nora finally dah sampai ! Kalau taaak , I kena tengok jeee that fucking stupid guy -.-'

So , yeah . Pastu balik . After Aunty Nora pray , Me , Imran and Aunty Nora when to P DENTAL . Aunty Nora buat her Crowning , I know I spell it wrongly -.-'
Back to my story . Oh , and Imran buat apa tah . So , I'm the one yang duduk doing nothing . Tunggu je (:

30 or 40 minutes later , balik balik !

Urgh , penat . So yeah , I tengok Zorro with Imran (:

Lame -.-'

So yeah , tomorrow puasa and tonight sembahyang Tarawih . Eeeeeee , best (:

Okaay , actually tunggu Raya je :D
Lambat lagi kot -.-'

So yeah , BYEBYE !

OH BABY , YOU'RE SOOOO CUTE !

2009-08-21T02:38:00.000-07:00

MOOOOGEEEEEEEEEEEEY ! HE IS SOOOOO CUTE !

AHAHA , ZORRAWR !

Me loveeee ,

2009-08-20T02:37:00.001-07:00

Moooooooooooogeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey !

Today is a HOT day !
I beli ice banyak gilaaaaaaaa !
Oh , I bought Nezzy's cuppycakes , sedaaap (:
Hooo baby , I'm addicted to your CHOCOLATE :D

Noow , I'm speechless (:

Byeee ,

Grrrrrr ,

2009-08-18T23:38:00.000-07:00

Zoooooooooooo Zeeeeeeee ,

Uhm, so yeeeeeeeah . I went to school today . Hoyeah , banyak gilaaa orang tak datang , okaay tak laa banyak sangat . So yeah , agak boring laa . Farihin tak datang , Zaza marah -.-'

OH OH OH ! Nezzy gave meee CUPPYCAKES ! For freeeee :D

AHAHA ,
I puasa today , so nanti bilaa buka puasa I nak makan Nezzy's cuppycake (:

Hoyeah , THANK YOU NEZZY !

Iloveyou (:

Byee ,

Zeee Chocolate Fountant ,

2009-08-17T23:46:00.000-07:00

MOGEEEEY , I want chocolate !

Hehe , so yeah . I dah habis exaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam !

I rasa macam , this exam macam sekejap gilaaa .
Oh , taoday I puasa ;D
Rajinnyaaaa (:

Oyeah , so I studyed History with my mom yesterday . Until 2 dah nak pukul 3 .

So , pergi skolah pon macam sleepy .

Pastu I gempak gempak with Z,F and A . I dance macam orang gilaaa -.-'

Pastu bilaa exam ngantok -.-'

OH OH , Uhm . History was easy . Uhm , Seni . Entah . And GEEE-EEEE-OOO , susaah .

Hoyeah , I don't know what to do .Right now . -.-'

Bye , eh . YOU ! GO DIE -.-'

Lost in a moment

2009-08-17T01:05:00.000-07:00

Beeeeeeeeeeezard ,

Heeeeey , taaaadi exaaaam :D

So yeah , Exam was okaay . English is abit hard , alamaak this one I don't know why . Uhm , Maths also . Oh and , KH . I didn't study . GEEMPAAK -.-'

No no , actually I naak study pastu pergi cakap cakap dengan Halia semua tu . Pastu tak dapat study . Gilaa kuat my setan -.-'

I gonna study GGGGG-EEEEEEEE-OOOO-GRAAAF-EEE aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand HIS-STORY gilaaa gilaa . Insyallah .

So , I wanna goo geempak with my books (:
Eh , my books is sooo gempak kot weyh !

Okaay , my book not yours -.-'

So yeah , to aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall SRI AMANIANS . Goodluck . Insyallah , you'll past in your exams (:

BYEEE . STUDY HARD BAYBAY !

Silence ! I KILL YOU !

2009-08-16T05:22:00.000-07:00

Hey looow ,

So yeah , I'm back . Esok exaaaaaaaaaaaam !

Alamaaak , I didn't study for Maths and English and History . Haish , I naaaak study first , and than nanti malam abit I'll start blogging baliiiik (:

BYEE BABY !

Allah loves you .

2009-08-15T04:21:00.000-07:00

I'm going back to Batu Pahat , tengok Aunty Normah . She passed away D':

So yeah , like . I can't online . And duduk kat kampung agak best laa jugak (:

Jangan jadi budak kampung sudeyh !

So yeah , just now . I suppost to go for my violin class . But , tetiba ada bad news . So kena ganti nextweek ):

SO YEAH , nak pack . Buhbyee baybay .

RUSSELL RUSSEEEELLL ! Your show last night , your show last night . Too good , toooooo good !

2009-08-13T06:50:00.000-07:00

Ahaha , Russell Peters

I'm holding my friends hand , what's gay about that ?

2009-08-13T06:44:00.000-07:00

This video can make you laugh like shit . Wait shit don't laugh -.-'

Shit and go , go go go !

2009-08-12T07:14:00.000-07:00

So yeah ,

Today , I say SHIT AND GO , GO GO GO ! like banyak kali . Hoyeah , today is normal . I went to school lambat , and Puan Ranjini halau me balik kelas . And bla bla bla . Nooow , I'm speechless -.-'

Bye

Chatty Chatty Boxy Boxy

2009-08-11T08:29:00.000-07:00

I WANT A NEEEEEEEEW CHATBOX !

Like right nooow , but I'm sooo damn lazy to do
-.-

Beeezard

2009-08-11T08:23:00.001-07:00

Adriana : Eh shasha , you suka asyraf nasir eh ?
Shasha : Noooooo !
Adriana : Ha ye la 2
Shasha :SUMPAH I TAK SUKA DIA !
Adriana : Ada orang ckp you nak rampas dia
Shasha : What the hell -.-'
Babi
Shasha : Who said ?
Adriana : Can't tell nnti mampus .

Who want your boyfriend ? Huh ?

I don't even like your boyfriend -.-'

I nak rampas dia ?

WHAT THE HELL LAA !

Pandang pon tak nak -.-

Pfft -.-

Braces

2009-08-11T07:29:00.000-07:00

So yeah , I went to Prestine Dental to check my teeth -____- '

I'm gonna be gigi besi soon . But I kena pergi kat Taman Tun , jumpa Dctr Sara for my braces .

SUMPAH I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY NOW .

Hoyeah , today skolah -.-'

BIRDS RATS MONKEYS , MOOGEEY SNAKES !

2009-08-09T18:54:00.000-07:00

Shasha : Eh , what is that kat luar ?
Uncle Badar : Alaa , getah kot -.-'
Aunty Nora : Getah ?! Eh , its moving laa !
Shasha : A'ah laa !
Uncle Badar : Jap , I go and see .
Me and Aunty Nora : What the elf is that ha ?
Uncle Badar : ALAMAK ! Its a SNAKE LAAA !
Shasha : Ho ho , cool . Naak tengok ! ( I'm running over there )
Aunty Nora : What the hell are you trying to do ?! COME BACK !
Shasha : Ha ha , okaay .
Aunty Nora : Eeeeeeee , bodoh nya !
Shasha : Ye laa -.-'
Uncle Badar : Eh , goo masak air !
Shasha : Air ?
Uncle Badar : Water laa bodoh !
Shasha : Oh oh , okaay !
Uncle Badar : Slooow betul laa -.-'

AFEW MINUTES LATER .

Shasha : Naaah !
Uncle Badar : You pergi baling that hot water kat that snake .
Shasha : Eh , you goo laaa !
Uncle Badar : Alaa , you laa !
Shasha : Eeeee , Uncle . You're a MAAAN !
Uncle Badar : I don't wanna be a man . Like right now je -.-'
Shasha : Eeeee , gedik laa . Call kumar laa (The garden-er)
Uncle Badar : Phone ?
Shasha : Use your phone laa !
Uncle Badar : Oh oh , okaayy okaayy .
Shasha : -.-'

Moogeeey , last week . Last week ke ? Eh , entah laa .
Btw , kat Aunty Nora's house I dah jumpa BATS and SNAKES . Eeee , not soo scary . Weyh , Cobra ( baru tau )

Sooo , yeah . I nak keluar pergi breakfast ngan Uncle Badar . So yeah, Byeee !

Oh oh ,

Dear STALKER , number 1,2 and 3 . 4 Tak de lagi .

Stop thinking you're soo good and , you ingat your blog best sangat . Tan tah blog poon tak de . Pastu nak menyebok kat my blog -.-'

Oh and , dear N .

You think your face cantik sangat laa . Tan tah your face looks like shit , mogeey worst than shit !

Bodoh jee !

I HAVE BIG BOOBS AND I CANNOT LIE !

2009-08-09T01:17:00.000-07:00

I DON'T HAVE BIG BOOBS -.-'

So ,yeah . I went to syamil's house . I taaak pergi Ili's house -.-'

OHOHOHOH ! I wanna tell you something ! I mimpi about ashraf -.-
Wanna know the story ? (Reply kat chatbox,then I'll bagitau-.-)

Soooooooo , the story is kinda interesting FOR ME . But for you , I guess macam weird kot .

Sooooooo yeah , I'm going out nanti(can't wait) with Aunty Noraa pergi Robinson .

Now , kena study dulu -.-'
Aiyoo , soo lazy . But still nak study jugaaaak :D

BYEEE !

Fashion show ,

2009-08-08T09:19:00.000-07:00

Omgeeey , yesterday yesterday Nad ada cakap dia nak buat Fashion show . I was like What the hell -.-?

So , she said I mean keluar kan baju and than pakai one by one pastu tengok mirror . I was like OHHH !

Talking about that , today me and my aunty buat macam Naaad . I was like"hey , ungku pon buat like that " .

My aunty pandang like this -.-'

AHAHAH ! .

Soooo , bla bla bla .

I SOOOO LOVE UNGKU NUR NADIAAAA .

Five awesome things about her .

1.She understands people

2.She understands me

3.She love me , aww i love you tooo(prasaaan!)

4.She rocks my world gilaa gilaa !

5.Weee gempaaak soo much at the same time

Okaay , Ungku doesn't like this girl syazwana(lame) because dia cakap dia born in london and all laaaa .

Soooo , ungku and I decide naaak tanya dia like banyak gilaaa question .

First wee asked her "weyh , kau born kat london kaan "

She said yes and all laaa.

Pastu I tanya OMGEEY , which part of london ?

Pastu Ungku tanya born in which hospital ?

Pastu ada ke dia cakap MPH , mental problem hospital .

Pastu Ungku was like "WOW , dia lahir kat kedai buku"

I was like "AHAHAHHAA"!

Pastu afew minutes later "Dia cakap dia born in 'THE LONDON HOSPITAL"

Pastu Ungku pergi check kat google , ada tak TLH .

Pastu Ungku cakap kat I "Mane de tho , TLH . RLH ada laaa -.-'"

I was like "AHAHAHA "

Tak ingat , but gilaa lawak that time . Wee cough dalam conversation tu like banyak kali .

Macam ni "COUGHKALAHCOUGH"

AHAHAHA , pastu Ungku cakap STOP caughing . *COUGH*

HAHAHAHA !

Bodo gilaaa .

WHATEVER IT IS " WEEE GEMPAK LIKE THAT KAN NAAAD !"

SEXY BRA !

2009-08-08T05:34:00.000-07:00

So yeah , I went out just now pergi beli baju . OMGEEEEEY !

I speechless gilaaa now !

OH OH , I CAPTURE THIS PICTURE GUNA DSLR . CANTIK BODO !

SUMPAH SPEECHLESS GILAAAAAA !

MEAN WAAAR !

2009-08-07T18:08:00.000-07:00

GOOD MOOOORNING !

I wake up everyday kooot . AHAHAH !

So , just now I practice something . Sooooo bored. I want to go to Ili's house -.-
Macam tak de live je .

So , I'm going kumoooooon first baru pergi rumah ili koot .

BORING LAAA !

WORLD STAGE

2009-08-07T01:53:00.001-07:00

My tittle has nothing to do with my story okaay .

So , yeah Nadhirah went back for a while . Oh geeeey , I miss her so tak much .

Now I'm speechless gilaaa .

Wait I tengok news paper jap . I tengok NEW STRAITS TIMES now .

OMGEEEY !

All govt clinics to get Tamiflu . Anti-viral drug will also be sold to private hospitals and clinic today .

Tan Sri Dr Ismail Merican said

"I strongly advise all doctors not to prescrobe and Malaysians not to take Tamiflu if they are not ill. It will not protect against getting the disease."

MOGEEEY , BORING GILAAA !

OMGEEEY , GOOD MORNING -.-'

2009-08-06T17:29:00.000-07:00

GAYMORNING ,

Omgeey , I say "OMGEEEY" alot these days . So yeah lets see , where should i start huh ?

Hoyeah , ASYRAF couple back with Adriana without telling me . I was like WHATANIGHT !

So bia kan je laa .

I'm at my Aunty's house , Aunty Nora . Her house , omgeey banyak bats kat luar . So , i datang datang i cakap .

Shasha : Eww , Aunty Nora banyak bats laa out here .
AuntyNora : Spray with that spray first , nanti I suruh pakcik buat the rest .
Shasha : Okaay , but if dia masuk in the house macam mana ?
AuntyNora : Jangan kasi dia masuk laa .
Shasha : Ho , hookaay . But but , if it gets in jugak ? (SUMPAH I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN I GET THERE , LIKE EVERY MORNING . THESE DAYS)
AuntyNora : -.-'
Shasha : Chillax -.-

All i know , bodo gilaa .

So , I hade LONGTONG for breakfast , homgeeeey sedaaap gila .

After I habis makan , I terus run naik atas and bukak cmptr and tunggu Ungku onlinee :D

Wah , so bored laa .

OMGEEEEEY ! I SOOO WANT TO GO TO MTV WORLD STAGE !

GAY PURPLE CHOWDER

2009-08-05T23:30:00.000-07:00

OMGEEEEEY ! CHOWDER IS SOOOO CUTEEE !

He's fat and cuteee !

OMGEEEY , I LOVE YOU CHOWDER !

CHOWDER EAT A LOT !

BIG BOOBS RED DRESS

2009-08-05T22:51:00.000-07:00

OMGEEEEY , I HELPED ZAZA WITH HER BLOG !

And than like afew minutes later , she change everything back . I was like OMGREEN !

She was like WATERBLUE !

And than I was like STOPINK !

HAHAHA !

Hey GREEN(can't you see that's blue.So its hey blue not green) , I made that conversation .

Hooooo no , I will padam it with backspace . Or not -.-

I'll use WATER laa .

STUPID BLUE -.-

Ungku got something for me at her blog . I wanna check it out , like right now .

Afew minutes later ,

OMGEEEEY !

Actually , it is just a picture -.-

Hey hey , but still HAWESOME !

Thank You Ungku ,

OH , CAUSE WEEE GEMPAK EN UNGKU !

DAUGHTER OF A BITCH

2009-08-05T21:46:00.000-07:00

THAT IS SOOO AWESOME , WITH THOSE SMALL HUMANS !

The first one yang running bawak S is ZAZA !

The second one , yang lari bawak H is Hadi !

The third one yang lari bawak A is Ashraf !

The fourth one yang lari bawak S is SHASHA !

The fifth one , yang lari bawak H is Asyraf !

And the last one yang lari bawak A is Adriana !

GIVE ME A "S" "H" "A" "S" "H" "A" !

FUCK YOU PORNSTAR !

ASTALABISHATAH BAYBAY !

2009-08-05T17:52:00.000-07:00

I'm so bored . Doing nothing . I want to go to zaza's house , but she tak bangun lagi . Why laa ?

I want to eat junk food ):
I want ashraf back , like right now .

I want to lepak lepak with Ungku .
Hoyeah , ungku teach me tau .

I WANT FREEDOM !

Oh Baby You're So Hornayh !

2009-08-05T03:16:00.000-07:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHOBA RUPINI !

Dear Shoba ,

I've know you this year , like gempak gila . You're horny sometimes . Oh and sometimes you act like a bitch and a fucktard macam bodoh gilaa . So yeah , shoba eventhough you're crazy . I still love you MICHEAL JACKSON(Girl Version). I know , botho gilaa . So yeah , happy birthday again . And You're finally 13 now !

Bye (:

Fatty Bom Bom

2009-08-04T18:38:00.000-07:00

Today is going to be boring .

I can't laugh macam orang gilaa , like I always do .
I can't buli Farah , like I always do at school .
I can't meet Sara,Damia,Zaza,Aliah Leilani and Farihin.
I don't know what to do , because my cousin semua pergi skolah . I'm HomeAlone doing nothing .
watching tv , playing rockband , playing computer games . Nah that's not enough for me

I want to watch CHOWDER . OMG , I love chowder's voice . So cute !

Kiss my ass good bye baby !

2009-08-04T11:14:00.000-07:00

HAH ! I'm bored now .

I seriously don't know what to do . I need Ashraf and I want Ashraf .

Ashraf , I seriously love you so much . Eventhough we dah break up , I still LOVE YOU .

I'm sorry if I broke your heart or do anything yang you tak suka .

I just don't get it . Why must you belive rumours ?

Why you macam tak nak tau the truth ?

Ashraf ,I have more things to say but I don't know what to say -.-'
(weird)

Ashraf , your smile can make heart go BOOM BOOM POW BABY !

Your jokes can make my laugh just like that .

I just can't forget everything about you .

I love you , seriously I do .

Shake your bontot

2009-08-04T09:10:00.001-07:00

So just now i went out pergi makan with my cousins and my aunty . I don't know what to eat pasal macam dah selalu go that place so yeah , boring . My cousin , Emir . Decide nak roti canai telur . He said "Nak share ?" I was like . Hmm , okaay a.

After dah makan and all . My aunty cakap ngan my mom tak stop stop !
I was like "Let's go home"

Diaorang still sambung cakap cakap . Untill one part diaorang dah penat and than I cakap jom balik . My mom was like Jom . I was like tak nak cakap lagi ?

My aunty gelaak . AHAHAHA !

I know she's weird sometimes but awesome at the same time :D

Purple Gay Stick

2009-08-04T03:38:00.000-07:00

Uhm , where should I start first ?

Oh , a'ah . Today is my exam baby !

Hoyeah , BM was so easy . Science , OMG ! Susah weyh -.-' . Agama is not so hard .

Before BM starts , Shoba was begging to change place with me but I said Noo !

A few minutes later , I decide to change place with Shoba . And Shoba was like , You aa !

So I gave her a ':D'

Whatever it is , we didn't change place when BM but change place before Science starts .

So , after BM recess . Boring -.-'
I decide to eat , but I'm so lazy to walk pergi beli food . So I didn't eat(lapa) . Zaza also tak makan because she didn't bring money . Pity her :D

HOYEAH , HAPPY BIRTHDAY(Zaza's mom)

Back to my story !

So , After Agama we're suppost to go back . Pastu ada anouncment
"Semua murid pergi ke gallery selepas ini"

I was like " Apa laa pulak?"

25 minutes later ,

Weeeeeeeeeeeee ALL , were sooo happy because SRI AMAN is closed for 1 week !

Puan Loh say
"very memalu-fying"

Everyone laugh.

AHHAHAA .

Hoyeah , tomorrow actually exam . But ganti next week . I can study for Maths :D

Today , zaza find out that everyone muka masam including me :D
She was smile-ing macam "HEY ! I'M THE HAPPIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD".

AHAHA .

Today , Farihin also tak datang because demam ):
Kesian :D

Eh , bye ! I want to study .

5 bad things about spammer

2009-08-02T19:50:00.000-07:00

1 . Dah laa bodoh pergi spam kat orang punya chatbox .

2 . Ingat dia punya english bagus sangat .

3 . Get a life a babi .

4 . Ingat blog kau tu bagus sangat , tan tah tak de blog .

5 . The way i spell browcolly betol a , kau yang bodoh . English macam taik !

Sick )':

2009-08-02T00:34:00.000-07:00

Hello ?

So yeah , I'm sick for 3 days . Demam hot , ahaha !

so yeah , i'm bored right now .

STUPID CAT !

2009-07-27T07:29:00.001-07:00

Eww ,

She go berak in my bilik baju . Eww gilaaa !

26 july

2009-07-27T07:19:00.000-07:00

I pergi rumah Uncle Yazid , Ili and Harys was there . Hoyeah , they didn't told me yang Adila and Hannah was there too . Datang datang , i was like "ILI"!

I miss you tho gedik ! Ili was like "I miss you too gedik !"
AHAHA !

Pastu , me,Ili,Harys and Adila tengah tengok CSI. Pastu ada this one part macam bedah bedah , pastu we saw OTAK . Adila was like "EH , browcolly laa "

Harys semua gelaak . AHAHA , otak laa Adilaa .

Pastu kitaorang tengok Ili main rockband , pastu Adila nak main . Pastu dia pukuk that thing pon tak betol . 5 minutes je dia pukul , pastu pergi pukul orang .

Ili semua lari , AAAAAAAAAAAAA !

AHAHAH !

Gempak gilaa laa that day ,
Hoyeah , Harys emooooo je that day .

2009-07-24T09:42:00.000-07:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KHAIRUL IMRAN :D

Intaaan -.-'

2009-07-24T07:44:00.000-07:00

Maddie DC. says:
Hey, Shasha?

Ashraf's says:
Hey yo

Maddie DC. says:
I'm a friend of yours right?

Maddie DC. says:
And we can tell each other anything right?

Ashraf's says:
Yeeeeah ?

Ashraf's says:
yeah !

Ashraf's says:
why ?

Maddie DC. says:
Well, Ok, let's make a recap first

Maddie DC. says:
Are you single or taken

Maddie DC. says:
???

Maddie DC. says:
Hello?

Maddie DC. says:
Wow, that was specific.

Ashraf's says:
Taken

Maddie DC. says:
M'kay

Ashraf's says:
why ?

Maddie DC. says:
That's what I wanted to talk to you about

Maddie DC. says:
Ohmygah, I can't beleive I'm saying this

Ashraf's says:
AHAHAH !

Maddie DC. says:
What?

Ashraf's says:
OK ok

Ashraf's says:
sambung

Maddie DC. says:
Well, your boyfriend is Ashraf right?

Maddie DC. says:
And I know him

Maddie DC. says:
And well, to tell you this pathetic feeling tha I am impecably...

Ashraf's says:
waterpark

Ashraf's says:
you like him laa ?

Maddie DC. says:
It's whatthefuck honey.

Maddie DC. says:
Yea, but I used to, now, I am not, that much. I do not like him now. Well, anymore. But I used to like him

Maddie DC. says:
And well, ohmygod, why am I even telling you this?!

Ashraf's says:
i don't know

Ashraf's says:
tell me !

Maddie DC. says:
No, just , 'cause he's your boyfreind, and don't get mad, but the first time I knew you guys were a "couple" I was like, STOKED.

Ashraf's says:
why ?

Maddie DC. says:
'Cause I was liking him, BACK THEN. I do not now. 'Cause he's yours now.

Maddie DC. says:
Omigod, don't tell him.

Ashraf's says:
OK OK !

Maddie DC. says:
Thanks, just wanted to let it out, 'cause this is, and I do MEAN THIS IS the first time I've ever told anyone anything like that

Maddie DC. says:
Not even his bestfriend, whom is my bestfriend, whom looks exactly like Lissa, only she wears tudung

Ashraf's says:
ooooooooooooooooooooh

BOTHO !

2009-07-23T02:55:00.000-07:00

Circle Circle Dot Dot ,

Pendidikan Jasmani ,

1 . I came late

2 . Cikgu ask me why datang lambat

3 . Because datang lambat , I have noo partner OLAAAYDY ):

4 . Miss Foo , always main ping pong-.-'

Mathematic ,

1 . Masuk masuk Puan Faridah marah the whole class

2 . Focus because exams nak dekat dah

3 . I keep saying , Teacher I don't understand .

RSCT !

Agama ,

1 . Uztazah Normala gave use work to do kat surau .

2 . Playing with Aliah F

3 . Hoyeah , agama boring . But , sometimes best laa.

Bahasa Malaysia ,

1 . I don't understand what cikgu say

Science ,

1 . Puan Ilyani gave use 2 manila cad with different colour .

2 . We learn about "Renewable" and "Non-Renewable" .

Sejarah , !

1 . OMGOSH , farah did her folio without penghargaan .

2 . Hoyeah , I didn't passup my Folio lagi .

Bell Ring !

I stayback for tenis .

TENIS ,

When I'm playing rally with coach ,

Damia : Go shasha , make that MAN(coach) run !

Shasha : Okaay , DAYMIAAA !

Damia : Alaa , pukul pukul !

Shasha : OK ! OK !

Damia : Alaaa ! Coach !

Shasha : Coach coach , try again .

Coach : You can't make me run , hahaha !

Shasha : Hoooyeah , !

Coach : I'll make you run first !

Shasha : As if laa coach !

Damia : GO , SHASHA !

Narvkiran : Aiyoo !

Hannah : AHAHA !

Damia : Pukul pukul ! YEAY ! Hahaha ! Coach , you're such a loser . Hoyeah , we're Sri Amanians , you can't defeat us because we're girls .

Shasha : What the hell Damia ?!

Damia : AHAHAH ! Eh , bye ! Got to go .

Shasha : Me too ! BYE COACH !

Coach : Eh , PICK UP THE BALLS LAA !

Damia&Shasha: DON'T WANT !

Coach : HAIYOO -.-'

AHAHAHA ,

WE PAY TO PLAAY , NOT TO PICK UP THE BALL !

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

2009-07-21T03:56:00.000-07:00

Sup yooooooooo ?!

Before i start to type something , i nak bagi tau you all that my blog

BORING , TAK HAWESOME and all .
(thank you)

So yeah , i stayed back just now for "Sejarah" .

So , when diaorang sebok doing "sejarah kat kertas mahjong" me and zaza . Buat yoga .AHAHAH !

Pastu after buat yoga kita orang nyanyi "TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE LITTLE STAR" and "RED LIPS something something" .

Pastu farihin was like "-.-'" .

AHAHAHA , pastu after dah habis buat sejarah . Kitaorang and Damia , main T&D !

Ahaha , pastu Aliah Leilani punya turn . She choose Dare . So yeah , we dare her to ikat rambut lagi orang gilaa , ngan keluar kelas . And say "I love Najeem!"

Pastu Alissa lalu , kitaorang was like "AHAHAHAHAH !"

Hoyeah , and than Ashwini's turn pulak . She pilih dare , so we dare her to lepaskan rambut and Act like a caveman .

Damia was like "AHAHAH , Just shut up and go"

Dia tak buat poon -.-'

So , yeah . I thing thats all .

BUHBYEE !

Hoyeah , i don't update my blog selalu

BYEE !

17 july

2009-07-17T05:51:00.000-07:00

Rawr ,

So yeah , today Hari K . Boring siot -.-'

1 . I don't go "RUMAH HANTU"

2 . I go "SA GOT TALENT THINGY"

3 . CAMWHORE WITH Ungku NorNarnia(Ungku Nur Nadia) !

4 . Lepak-ing near gate skolah .

5 . I saw Farah KAMBING LIA(Farah Emilia) . Remember I told you "She is one of those FUCKTARD'S"

6 . Go home .

7 . Sleep .

Boring !

Hoyeah , when you see my face hope it gives you heaven .

Over Bored

2009-07-16T09:18:00.001-07:00

Sup yoooo ?!

THIS IS WHEN I'M OVER BORED BEBEH !

I PORTAAAAAY TOO MUCH !

PFFT !

2009-07-16T07:05:00.000-07:00

Lorry ,

Best tak kalau bestfriend , eh wait . Ha , kalau bestfriend sendiri go and percaya our own ENEMY ?!

COMMENT ME !

20 bad things about farah

2009-07-16T04:06:00.000-07:00

Sup yooo ,

1 . She's so lovely . Eh , what ?! Taik kucing a !

2 . She's a good secret keep-er . WATERPARK ?! Hell Noooooo !

3 . She never lupa her friends . Eh what again ? She never lupa her friends , taik ayam laa !

4 . Her voice bapak sedap . WATERHELL ?! I think zaza punya lagi sedap koooot !

5 . She's annoying .

6 . She have pimple , and pergi pecahkan all over the place .

7 . She's bossy !

8 . She is one of those FUCKTARD's !

9 . The way she say "OMG" is like this "OOOOOOO MAAA GAA "
WHERE THE HELL DID SHE GOT THAT STUPID WORD ?!

10 . Everytime she speaks in english , i feel like sepak-ing dia . She jerit when she speaks in english .

11 . Her legs ada "BANYAK" black spot thingy . Tu poon she pergi tunjuk tunjuk her legs . No wonder laa Deymia , tak sukaa .

12 . She annoys everyone , no wonder laa Nadia and Damia don't like heeer !

13 . She "HASUT" people easily !

14 . She made "TENGKU FARAH SARA EMILDA" . Bapak gilaa fake !

15 . Hoyeah , her boyfriend "MUHAMMAD JEFFRI" tak wujud .

16 . HOYEAH HOYEAH , She's BYSEXUAL !

17 . Friendly taik butoo !

18 . Seniors don't like you expect your "FUCKING SISTER" !

19 . She spread "RUMOURS" about people just like that .

20 . She do merosakkan people's relationship !

SHE BROKE MY HEART , AND SHE IS SO GOING TO GET IT !

YOU'RE MAKING ME SIMPAN-ING DENDAM !

HOYEAH , I HATE FUCKTARDS !

You wanna know why ?

Because , they are FUCKING RETARDED !

Best seyh

2009-07-12T03:19:00.000-07:00

Teeeeeeeheeeeeee ,

So yeah , i pergi OHYOUH ngan zaza ngan lea . First kitaorang plan nak tengok movie , pastu tak jadi pasal macam bapak banyak orang .

Pastu , lea ajak main bowling . Pastu kitaorang poon cakap , hookaay but lepas makan and beli baju .

Pastu lea cakap jookaay . Bla bla bla , pastu masa jalan I doa bia jumpa ashraf .
Macam tak boleh blah .

Pastu lepas makan , kitaorang poon buat apa kitaorang nak buat ah an .

Pastu , dah . Pergi main bowling . Macam gilaa best a , dah lama tak main .
So yeah , ada skali tu my turn . I main baling je bola tu . Pastu STRIKE !
AHAHA , main baling poooon strike .

Pastu dah habis main .

Pastu lea cakap , my mom dah call dah , dia cakap i kena balik tepat pukul 5 .
Pastu zaza pulakk cakap , my mom suruh i balik before 6 !
Pastu i pulak cakap , well ,aku boleh balik anytime .

Pastu dia orang macam , huh ! senyap a .

* a few minutes later *

Lea : Weyh , ashraf a !
Zaza : A'ah ashraf a !
Shasha : Mana ? Tipu a .

Pastu tengok ada a few mamat lalu kat depan I . Tgk tgk ashraf !

I poooon cepat cepat pusing muka tempat lain .

Shasha:Ashraf a weyh .
Lea:a'ah ! (Pastu lea bangun jerit (ASHRAF!)
Zaza:Weyh , betol ke ashraf .
Shasha:A'ah .
Zaza:Gilaa a .
Shasha:weyh , tuhan accept doa aku .
Zaza:Bagus a .
Shasha:Kau tau tak doa apa ?
Zaza:Entah
Shasha:bia jumpa ashraf
Zaza:AHAHAH !

So yeah , tu je koooot .

I penat gilaa . Sumpah nak buat homework pastu baru tengok cmptr .

BYEBYE

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AQIB !

2009-07-10T04:14:00.000-07:00

Happy Birthday Aqib . You're finally 13 !

Yang paling cool , my birthday 9 july and your birthday pulak 10 july !

AHAHAHAH !

HOYEAH !

YOU'RE HAWESOME !

YEAY !

2009-07-09T08:52:00.001-07:00

Yooooooooooooooooooooo ,

So yeah , today is my birthday . So tadi kat skolah everyone inmy class wished me Happy Birthday , banyak kali . Annoying poon ada jugak .

So , I'm going to celebrate my birthday with my friends this Sunday kat OU . So yeah , tak saba .

So , at the same time ada something happened . AHAHA , actually nothing .

Eh , macam cool gilaaa oh . I jumpa 5 orang sama birthday with me .

So , yeah . I'm sooo Happy right now !

Hoyeah , i think that's all (:

Byeeeeee !

Boring happy

2009-07-07T02:32:00.001-07:00

Mello ,

So , yeah . Today sekolah as usual . Oh yeah , today I went to school lambat , so kena jumpa Pen.Kanan Hal Ehwal Murid , Pn . Loh .

So , yeah . Pn loh tanya . "Why you came late?"

I poon cakap laaa "I'm not felling well" .

Pastu Pn loh was like "Areeee You Seriousss ?!"

I was like "Yeah , why ?"

Pn loh cakap "Nothing , Takut kamu ada H1N1 "

I was like "AHAHAHA ! Hookaay "

So , yeah . After cakap cakap tgk tgk dah 8.15 . Pn loh cakap "Eh , already 8.15 ooh . Okaay laaa , go back to class ."

I was like "Thank you "

So , yeah . Masuk class Cikgu tanya . Kenapa lambat ?

Oh , saya datang lambat , cikgu saya nak duduk laaa .

Cikgu poon cakap "Hmmm"

Okaay , pastu dah next period dah , SK .

Boring gilaaaa !

Bla bla bla , pastu rehat lepas rehat BI !

I dapat a new teacher for BI !

Gilaa , best a .

Bla bla bla pastu BM , argh ! Cikgu tak datang .

Pastu M3 !

Ahahaha, we went to bilik media for maths .

Pastu aliah poon , macam boring a . Pastu I ckp " Aku buat boring kau tu tak boring"

Aliah , cakap "Okaay , cepat a "

Pastu I nynanyi lagu "Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh ! Twinkle twinkle little little star How I wandal what thu a !"

Okaay , tu indian version !

So , aliah gelak macam Orang kena something .

Pastu Pn faridah cakap " KAMU NI KAN MAAAAAIN NYANYI MAAAAIN NYANYI !"

Pastu , farihin pulak nyanyi that stupid song !

Cikgu poon , ckp . ISH !

AHAHAHAHA !

So , next period GEO !

Hookaay , cikgu macam aja ajaran sesat , nasib baik me and zaza bagi tau yang betol .

Ohokaay . Cikgu ckp "Ok kelas , air surut bilaaa ?"

I was like PETANG !

Pastu cikgu cakap " Taaak ! Air surut pagi pasang petang "

I was like what !

Bla bla bla , pastu 5 minutes macam tu . Zaza cakap " Eh , bukan ke dah ada lagu 'Air pasang pagi surut pukul 5' .

I was like " A'ah a !"

CIKGU CIKGU !

Bukan ke Air pasang pagi surut pukul 5 .

Cikgu " A'AH ! Kelas kelas , sorry silap tadi . Sebenarnya air pasang pagi , pastu surut petang . Nampak sangat kamu suka GEO "

I was like , HA HA HA !

Pastu daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah balik !

I guess that's all :D

Ahah !

2009-07-06T00:18:00.000-07:00

Peace yo ?

So , yeah . Tadi masa KH me,zaazaa,farihin and aliah tengah cakap pasal nak keluar this Saturday .

So , I planned nk ajar ashraf . Zaza was like "HUH!" . Pastu zaza cakap , eh but aku kena buat surat promise dulu .

I was like , HUH ! AHAHA , hookaay !

Zaza dah plan nak jadi "SKEMA today" . Today je !

AHAHAHA , so zaza tulis .

*Perjanjian sewaktu keluar .

Orang : Fakta Pondan

Peraturan-Peraturan

-Tidak boleh hold shasha's hand
-Tidak boleh ber'lovey dovey'
-Tidak boleh 'distract sambil mendistact'
-Ikut what kitaorang cakap
-Tidak boleh menggatal
-Off phone !

Dengan peraturan-peraturan di atas , kami harap KAU bekerjasama supaya kecederaan atau 'injuries' tidak berlaku . Keselamatan kau tidak terjamin

Yang benar,disahkan oleh Faktar pondan
ZAZA Ashraf Rashid
(SITI NURZALINA BT AZAHAR)

Sumpah macam bodoh gilaa surat ni !

AHAHA , and than ada lagi satu .

This one pulak pasal 3 orang je .

*Perjanjian sewaktu keluar

SURAT PERJANJIAN

Orang : Farihin,Zaza and Eza

Peraturan-Peraturan

-Tidak boleh ejek-mengejek
-Tidak boleh mengetepikan seorang lelaki(WTH ?!)
-Saling belanja-membelanja(DESPERATE ONLY)
-Bersama-sama,tidak boleh berseorangan.
-Bercakap pasal perkara yang baik
-On handphone masa keluar

Dengan peraturan-peraturan di atas , kami berjanji untuk mengikut peraturan-peraturan.Jika salah satunya melanggar , KAMI AKAN PAKSA KAU DUDUK DI ATAS JAMBAN SELAMA SEPULUH MINIT.JIKA INGKAR,KAMI AKAN BAWA ORANG TERSEBUT KE KERUSI ELECTRIC BERSAMA SEEKOR ANGJING GEMOK MCM BABI BUNTAL .

Kena sign a !

ZAZA FARIHIN EZA

Macam bodoh gilaa oh . Zaza dah a tengah high . Bila dia high dah laa tak boleh control !

AHAHAHA !

Oh , yeah . And I did this

*perjanjian sewaktu keluar

SURAT PERJANJIAN

Orang : ASHRAF RASHID

Rules

-Jangan padang prempuan lain kalau tak aku sepak kau (NK PANDANG PANDANG A:D )
-Jangan bajet hot sangat
-Hoyeah , use your sexayh voice !

Dengan peraturan-peraturan ini kau mesti berjanji untuk ikut peraturan ini ! Kalau tak aku bunuh kau !

Yang benar , disahkan oleh
SHASHA

ahahahah !

So , masa science farihin cari pasal ngan zaza ,
farah tanya , why laa zaza tak mkn . Pastu farihin ckp dia tak de mood nk makan a . Pastu zaza poon cakap , "KEPALA HOTAK KAU !"
Ish , aku nak conteng muka kau a !

Pastu i poon ckp . " EH BIA AKU BUAT LESEN DULU !"

*Lesen menconteng muka

Nama mangsa berkenaan : Farihin

Anda dibenarkan menconteng muka WAN FARIHIN BT WAN ANIS B. LOKMAN B. AYAH DIA B. AYAAH DIAA B. AYAAAH DIAAA B. ??? . Kerana "DIA" telah cakap sesuatu yang menyakitkan hati .

Yang mengesahkan Nama menerima
SHASHA ZAZA
(SITI NURZALINA BT AZAHOT)

Bapak gilaa bodoh aaa . Semua high gilaaa !

Oh , yeah . Pastu dah balik .

Yeah , i think that's all .

(:

I'm kinda bored kat skolah . Cikgu marah banyak -____-

Aha , who cares .

Btw , 3 more days !

-.-

2009-07-05T03:56:00.001-07:00

Yo ,

So , tadi i pergi kampung tunku for taekwondo . Macam bapak gilaa boring !

Sir asyik bagi lecture je , dah laa lama . 5 , 6 minutes macam tu . Everyone boring tho !

Dah laa , suruh lari banyak kali . Arvinaash(girl) pooon cakap "What the hell sir ?!"

Ahahahaha , penat gilaaa . Sooo , this Saturday I'm going to Stadium Melawati Shah Alam for Taekwondo Championship thingy .

Hoyeah , tadi ada this one indian girl macam babi tak boleh blah a kan . Sir suruh , semua orang pergi for MSSD .

Than , i was like "Huh ! Taaak Naak a "

Pastu that indian girl menyampok what i said .

She said "Aiyoo , so malas oooh you"

So , i buat taak tau :D

I naaak tidoooo !

Hoyeah , tadi . All my kicks semua low :D

I think that's all I nak cakap (:

Eh , eh wait . LAGI 4 DAYS !

11 loveeees and 1 ....

2009-07-04T07:09:00.000-07:00

1 . I love my family

2 . I love Ashraf <333

3 . I love Zaazaa !

4 . I love my bestfriend

5 . I love chocolate

6 . I love my cousin

7 . I love my cat

8 . I love ice-cream

9 . I love my violin

10 . I love my lips

11 . I love myself <3

12 . I hate my name -____-' !

Oh , twinkle twinkle little little star !

2009-07-03T21:10:00.000-07:00

AHAHAHHA !

BONGOK GILAAA!